Sunday, May 1, 2011

If they kill me at camp

I would like to be buried with Pink Bike, Beary and all of my Brady Quinn jerseys.

Other than that, I award my prize possessions to these people:

Face Face has requested my iPad.

I will also bequeath my apartment to her so that she can live by the beach for a few months when she moves back (instead of with her parents)

* To N.W. - all of my other Apple possessions, because I know deep down she loves Apple.  She also inherits my Apple Whore status

E Train - my vagina - E needs a real one, he already acts like he owns "he" might as well have a real one! (not pictured)

Aunt Jewbutt - the four 12-packs of Diet Coke (plus the extra ones that are rolling around) in the back of my car

Snatch Hatch - my Prius because no self-respecting liberal should drive an Oldsmobile

T^3 - all of my shmoop inspired nonsense, esp my book of quotes for when you propose to your future wife!

"My heart is and always will be yours." (Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen)

* Lucia - you can have my hedgehog, Mr. Grumpy Pants. I know you will take care of him!

Ding - My new Garmin 500 bundle - you're welcome

*  Ky - you can have all of my books, pretty sure you're the only other family member that reads!

I have two other book cases full of books!

Officer Chupadogra - my clothes

You're SO lucky! This is one of my three closets!  Congratulations!

*  Cesar - all of my guide dog stuff

Mrs. Pike - my drama, because no one else can handle it!

* The Lovely LAS - I give you my Penis mold because I know you will put it to good use in the future!

Mom and Dad (my OTHER mom and dad that live in BFE) - ummm...all of my Notre Dame stuff, because I know that you will treat it respectfully

* My real mom and dad - I'm pretty sure you've dealt with enough of my crap over the years, so as your parting gift, you don't have to anymore!

Anything else is up for grabs!

I wasn't sure who was worthy of my leg lamp!  Any takers?!?!

Now where is that bike?????? Time to get riding!!!!


  1. I'll take the leg lamp! Have the perfect spot for it. (I'll take your movie collection too).

    You are too funny! Enjoy your time!

  2. If your bike was still intact after the impact, I'd take silly gal, take care and have fun!